I know he ain't used to being sociable after the treatment Busy Bears Kudler gave to him but I thought for sure we could turn him around with our Northern kindness & hospitality .....
I am afraid though this has not been the case....... I found him tonight (thank goodness) housed in the Dolls House. He has put up the USA flag and has his personal teddy standing guard as security.
All I could make out from him was
'I am on American soil... this is my home .. I claim immunity'
My Kudlers Dolls House is now an American Embassy................she won't be best chuffed about that I can tell you !!Goodness BB what on earth did you do to this bear over the years ??
Sue where are you when I need some female logic and TLC ??
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He wants immunity? Tell him to bend over and get a shot of good ol' fashioned American Immunity. lol
Need to set up a perimeter fence, marine bears, and a chopper pad on the roof. Too cute. :)
What did I do to this bear over the years?!?! I DIDN'T DO NUTHIN! I never even laid eyes on RB 'til The Kuddler found him stuffed in that old box in the closet a few weeks ago...and all I remember is he mumbled a lot & smelled funny. (Sorry I forgot to mention that part before.)
I bet he's just insecure...and maybe a bit paranoid...have you tried offering him waffles and honey? That always makes me feel better!
"female logic" - that ol' oxymoron - tee hee.
"female logic" - translation - "confuse into submission"
Stand firm RB [if you're reading this - I hope you've got internet in the doll's house] .... trust NO ONE!!!!
hee hee John I don't think that is the type of immunity he meant ... but he is a starnge old bear it might well be ??
Chopper pad on the roof ... gawd the Kudler would go mad ... she has got family coming over for Xmas lunch how she will explain this 'situation' ... goodness knows ??? :-)
Waffles and honey what a sterling idea BB....if only I had some... Sue will be back soon I will send her to get some (she is so much better in the shoppping area than me ... she has fingers).... will let you know if it works
I take it TG is out of earshot then???
Although 'confuse into submission' is a great plan.
RP has not got the interweave in there .... we had it taken out as there were too many strange sites searched by the Victorian master of the house .... OMG I had completely forgotten there is a family in there .........
If grandkids are in the picture, there's always the chance of one of those newfangled small RC helicopters.
It'd make everything so snazzy. You could try to impose a coup d’état on the Barbie province nearby through your intelligence services, and have an escape plan using the chopper pad.
Oooo - I've got one of those choppers! - it seems to have a mind of it's own though ..... I found it again when we moved ......
Those things are cool, and they've gotten so much better over the years. Only thing you need is to strap on an M-80 (BIG small firecracker for want of description), and hook it up to an igniter and release switch.
...I love air support. Barbie death from above.
...please where can I buy a unicorn?
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