Saturday, October 18, 2008

Fame and fortune??...

Well it is confirmed ...SnOwY has hit the interweave. It must be the make over and the bottox that has done it for sure.............
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Yesterday I got my first 'dip your toe in and see what response you get' email.... I think the 'cuddlers call it 'spam'.. to me spam is a meaty thing fried up with eggs.... however............

I must admit (secretly) to feeling a bit chuffed as my fellow bears on 'Dear Teddy' have not had such attention yet. I love to be first... first with top fashion, first with the top ladies lol...


From Mrs Naomi Solomon

No 358 Rue Des Martyrs Cocody Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire


ATTN:DEAREST ONE OF GOD


I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Mr Anthony Solomon who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2004. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christian.


Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.


When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $2. 5 Million (Two Million Five Hundred U.S. Dollars) in the bank here in Abidjan in suspense account. Presently, the fund is still with the bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that i have serious sickness which is cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness.


Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein.


I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I dont have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I dont want my husband efforts to be used by unbelievers. I dont want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way.


This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence i know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the Lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.


I dont need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband relatives is around me always I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank here in Abidjan .


I want you and the church to always pray for me because the Lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth.


Please always be prayerful all through your life. Contact me on the above e-mail address for more information, any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church or individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.

Hoping to receive your reply.
Remain blessed in the Lord.

Yours in Christ,


Mrs naomi solomon.

Well what is a bear to do except reply as a bear would do?


hello hot chick

Thank you for your e mail. However, I am slightly taken a back at your unsolicited advances to me, you being a religious gal and all.

Why did you chose me to e mailed me?

I am a 40 odd year old teddy bear that lives in an imaginary world in hyperspace with 2 other bears.

I must conclude that your email is obviously a load of tosh because had you done your home work right you would have targetted someone more gullible than me?

Maybe however you are actually attracted to a 12 inch bear with no togger covered head to foot with bad acrylic hair (yes I know I am irresistible)......... if this does it for you as a real person then how weird are you really?.. and religion won't help you here I can tell you, no matter how many times you say 'hail Mary'

Don't bother replying if you don't want a cuddly caring old bear in your life,as I never wanted you to contact me in the first, second or.. millionth place!

If you wanted to really share your cash I am sure that you would not want to do that with a crazed stuffed toy who would spend it on wine, women (dolls) & song .. who would p*ss it up the wall had I not lost that appendage at birth

With kindest regards

SnOwY bEar

just send me all your money NOW or else.......

hey naomi is ignoring my e mails ... I can't think why?What did I say??

15 comments:

Grumpy Ted said...

How come you get these fantastic opportunities Snowy?

Perhaps I should have a make-over?

I always get left out ..... I remember the time when ...... I don't really want to talk about it actually ... *grumph*

SnOwY bEaR said...

GT it is due to my natural good looks and suave personality ... did I mention modesty too lol


I think if you wore underwear that would be a start ???

Daddy Papersurfer said...

He refuses to wear clothes ..... I might follow suit just to teach him a lesson ....

70steen said...

Gawd DP I am having my breakfast..........

Shinade said...

Oh my word DP I am trying to have my coffee and breakfast too.

Now the image is there...too late!

And I am also another very lucky recipient as of late to these letters.

I have been getting at least 2 a day for quite a while now.

And just think I might wind up being a millionaire.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I wrote back to my admirer too...Blessing was his name...I even sent him my picture! Still, no answer. (Thank GAWD!)

Busy Bear said...

I am very sorry about your missing appendage...that sounds like a very scarey story!

Grumpy Ted said...

I'd just like to say that fresh air is very ...... stimulating

fracas said...

Naomi mailed me yesterday too. I was just rude and put her mail into the 'bin' without even reading it.

I'd like to second that motion for Grumpy Ted (and Daddy Papersurfer) to start wearing underwear. Perhaps they could both try see it as a humanitarian action?

I'm sure the world would be a kinder, gentler place if such a feat could happen. Perhaps we should all write the UN?

Grumpy Ted said...

So long as nobody starts knitting things ...... *grumph*

Shinade said...

Oh my word I am so humiliated. I have switched over t a photo blog you know.

Please tell me how you want to get this story.

http://shinade.blogspot.com/2008/10/me-chatty-cathy-and-blue-bear.html

If you want the entire story to post then some one email me and I will send the code.

Oh my it is simply awful. I don't want any children to see it!!:-)

70steen said...

frac how could you bin the lovely naomi.... she seems so genuinely in need...... maybe we shoul spam e mail her en masse???

DP should be wearing trollies at his age he could get such a chill were as GT has fur!!

KNITTING DID SMEONE MENTION KNITTING?

70steen said...

frac how could you bin the lovely naomi.... she seems so genuinely in need...... maybe we shoul spam e mail her en masse???

DP should be wearing trollies at his age he could get such a chill were as GT has fur!!

KNITTING DID SMEONE MENTION KNITTING?

Shinade said...

Hello you lovely bears. This is especially for Grumpy Ted.

Tagged!

http://shinade.blogspot.com/2008/10/peace.html

Love ya' Grumpy:-)

Daddy Papersurfer said...

I'd just like to say that Grumpy has less fur than I do .......

...... and, Shinade, Grumpy is in consultation with the other bears as we speak ....... tee hee

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