Thursday, October 30, 2008

OMG I have been offered a job.. I don't do work unless it is fashion related??

Dear showysnowy

Apollo Business Services company was established in 2004 by an international team of financial and marketing experts.
We specialize in delivering positive business results through solving currency exchange problem as well as online payments and transactions, their tools being innovative solutions, high performance and e-commerce optimization techniques.

We offer a "work at home" part-time position "Regional Manager".

This includes processing payments between our partners' clients and our company, ensure all personaldata relating to customers is maintained, accurate and kept discreet, identifying opportunities to improve service delivery.

Position Type: Permanent.Working hours: 9:00AM - 1:00PM weekdays. Variable overtime is also required.Occupation Type: part-time (1-5 hours a day occupation).Salary: $40 per hour.
Professional qualities and skills:

Scrupulous and diligent; Computer literate; Good organizational and administrative skills; Payment procedures prior experience would be an asset; Ability to work independently.

Please REPLY to this e-mail to receive further information and application forms.
Yours sincerely,
Robert Hughley,HR Manager,Apollo Business Services

Bob Hugely ..... Great name there dude ......I am rubbish with computers and money .. are the 'chicks hot though?'
signed a 40 something teddy bear with stuffing for brains ........


Grumpy Ted said...

You get all the luck Snowy ..... all I ever receive are emails for Viagrastuffing .... *grumph*

Busy Bear said...

I think you should tell Bub Hugely to stuff it! :)

SnOwY bEaR said...

Hey bears I have just noticed the disclaimer on the bottom of the letter ... priceless lol

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Daddy Papersurfer said...

It's beginning to sound a little like Mr Woppit ........

70steen said...

you could be on to something there DP .... my poor bear has not worked in 40 something years (ok so he has a degree in cudding... but that got him nowhere on the job front).... mm maybe Mr Woppit is looking for a cuddle then?? Surely not!

Daddy Papersurfer said...

Mr Woppit is always up for a cuddle.

70steen said...

I will send SnoWy for a visit....

SnOwY bEaR said...

I have had another offer tonight from the same company (slightly disguisd as another company)so have told them to gimmee, gimmee the money and my 40 year old stuffed teddy brain would more than willing to take the money lol :)

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